Excerpt from “On Britney”
This essay was written by Elle Brooks in Chloe Caldwell’s 12-Month Essay Generator
“I know I’m not ugly, but I don’t see myself as a sex symbol or this goddess-attractive beautiful person at all,” Britney said.
Heels six inch
makes a boy wanna bite his lip
Look but don’t touch
unless you want to lose your innocence.
“Lace and Leather” by Britney Spears
Sleek ponytails are in!ElleCosmoVogue
Yeah, I wish I was me, too.
—or, at least, it seemed that way.
I wish I was her.
Take my hand
Why are we
our love is strong?
Why carry on without me?
- “Everytime” by Britney Spears
Elle’s a skank.
Elle’s a whore.
Elle’s a cheater.
Why would she do that to AJ?
The other guy wasn’t even hot.
Why would she throw all of that away?
I always thought she dressed promiscuously.
Just look at her shoes.
She’s basically wearing hooker outfits.
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